Sunday, 20 November 2011


This is an actual conversation I had with Anne earlier this week, by text message.

Anne: Did you poo on the kitchen floor?

Me: Not that I noticed. It's not the sort of thing that one normally lets skip out. Mince pie?

Anne: Nope it was definately poo

Me: That is very strange. No idea. Have you checked for wild animals? Also, where was it? I didn't notice anything when I went in this morning.

Anne: By the dishwasher

Me: Didn't step there this morning and can shed no further light on the mystery at this time. Although someone had put Daddy's keys outside my room, which was odd. They have the same Honda key fob, but I would expect Daddy at least to be able to tell the difference.

Anne: Meh

Two things:

  1. We haven't yet solved that particular mystery. Anne says it was me. I maintain that if that was the case, a bit of stray poo is the least of my problems.
  2. Yes, my text messages are really that long. "Skip" was a predictive text typo, though: I meant to say "slip".


Cassidy said...

Hahaha, this made me laugh! Gotta love mysterious poo... :)

Abi said...

She's STILL on about it. Claims it was me. It SO was not me, unless I've gone totally crazy. Which I say is not the case.

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